And something in the gospel leaped out at me. The minister read:
“Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust consume. . . but store for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust consumes. . .”
But my yarn-centric brain heard—“There are NO MOTHS in heaven! “
I’m so taking my yarn stash with me!

Given the size of my stash, the slowness of my knitting and my distractions here on earth, it’s only in the hereafter that I might actually get some knitting done.
And I won’t have to worry about moths! Now that’s truly heaven.