All the frogs don't live in ponds

Well, welcome to me to the 21st century!

Obligatory knitting content:
All I wanna knit up is a simple headband. Using up the last bit of the Jade Sapphire Mongolian Cashmere that I made a mini-clapotis from. The way I'm carrying on about this, you'd think I'm doing the most complicated project ever invented. So far, I've:
*cast on 20 and worked it in garter stitch on size 7 needles
*decided the needles were too big and garter would stretch too much
*frogged it
*cast on 26 and started a 2 by 2 rib using size 4 needles
*don't like remembering to start a row with purl
*frogged it
*cast on 28 for a 2 by 2 rib
*decided to knit combination style
*had to find Annie Modesitt's book to remember combination style
*knit an inch
*decided that it wasn't tight enough and it was too wide
*frogged it
*put yarn and needles back into ziploc bag.

Obligatory snit content:
Why did Lenny's put peppers on my Jimmy T. sandwich when I asked for NO PEPPERS?! Even when I scrape the peppers off, I still taste 'em. BLECHHHHHH!